skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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(via funny-text-posts)

(via pizza)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via sextingbarack)

puke-kitten:

my outfit everyday

puke-kitten:

my outfit everyday

(via zohbugg)

solluxxander:

clamjob:

why her arm longer than life

"Shit Yourself"

solluxxander:

clamjob:

why her arm longer than life

"Shit Yourself"

(via whyskers)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via pizza)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

Walter Lewin’s dotted lines